Circus of the Dead: Book 1

by Kimberly Loth

“You miss the beach, right? I found ocean blue.” There is absolutely no way she could know, but every year, someone tried to give me a gift, all excited because “it’s blue like the ocean.” I’m not easily triggered, but ocean colored anything always does it. “I can guarantee you that will not be the color of the ocean.”

Wow... Callie seems like a spoiled, unlikeable bitch so far. I really hope she changes because it is really hard to root for her right now.

“Maybe she should magic Amy some birth control.”

This judgemental bitch just met these people and they literally redecorated her home (for free!!) to make her more comfortable.

Cal, You know, I wanted you to fill me in on all the goings-on, especially the boys. The circus always has boys. But instead, you try to scare me. Not nice, Cal, not nice at all. You know I’m gullible, and you tried to trick me, but I’m not buying it. Love Your slightly peeved sister

Of course this dimwit comes from a family of dimwits

A couple hours couldn’t hurt. Besides the fact that he’s tried to kill me twice, I kinda like Benny.

Idiot.

I put three deadbolts on my door and found a slew of kitchen knives.

They're ghosts though

But I had no idea you were so feisty. I have to admit it turned me on.”

He's talking to a child. Callie is 16