I have a friend like you, she told me. He started off small: trying not to buy anything with excess packaging, bicycling to work to cut down on carbon emissions. Now, she told me, looking me straight in the eye, now he refuses to buy toilet paper. She paused for a moment. He wipes his ass with his own hand, she said, as if to herself. She shook her head and went back to painting.
Wipes ass with own hand
