OM: What else do you put up with? FEW: His need to drink milk with dinner. His penis. His flat, wide cow tongue. His clicking jaw. His collection of cutlery— OM: Back up—what was the first thing? FEW: Milk with dinner. Every single night for as long as I’ve known him. I don’t know why he can’t drink beer like an adult. Or wine. Or water. OM: I meant the second thing. FEW: Right. OM: His penis. FEW: Yeah, I remember. OM: Were you referring to his actual penis? FEW: As opposed to what? OM: His sexual behavior, or his libido. FEW: [PAUSE] His penis is two different colors. OM: What colors?
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