The difficulties of trying to find something even vaguely pornographic on TV before the internet came along is something kids these days really wouldn’t appreciate. We had to stay up watching tedious Channel 4 foreign art films just because there was apparently a lesbian scene halfway through. In fact, even the German porn that arrived in the 1990s with cable, which was then incredibly filthy, is by today’s standards quaintly innocent, almost like a Robin Asquith sex comedy.
