A Sweet Mess

by Jayci Lee

“Wow. Awesome adulting,” Aubrey said as gratitude squeezed her heart in a bear hug.

lol

Note to self: Going without sex for a year makes you susceptible to gorgeous men with dimples.

Damn that's a tough jawn lmao

One false move and I drown you in a beer barrel.

damn that's kind of crazy

Their proximity and relative privacy made the air between them hum with electricity. Their knees brushed every time either of them shifted in their seat, sending bolts of desire through him. A sharp intake of breath and a parting of her lips revealed Aubrey wasn’t immune to their magnetic attraction.

Love at first Sight trope perhaps?😏

“I … um.” Landon was fairly certain she was messing with him, but insulting her wouldn’t be the best way to seduce her. “It’s…”

Yep probably not the best idea lmao

But smart wasn’t part of his vocabulary at the moment. Greedy, feral, and desperate passion overwhelmed all else. He stood abruptly from his seat, and Aubrey’s mouth parted in surprise.

Why am not surprised 😂

She usually needed a few dates to trust and respect someone enough to share her body with him.

Agreed

“You did take him home. You slept with him? You finally ended the longest drought in the history of Weldon…”

Lmao 😂

“Yeah, right. I was worried your girl parts would close up like neglected pierced ears if you didn’t get some soon.”

I'm sorry what 🙂

“You’re merely witnessing the aftereffects of what earth-shattering, bone-liquefying sex does to a woman.”

huh Interesting 😉

The opinion of a critic who could be bought—with money or sex—held no value.

Are you sure about that because I think that exactly what happened. just a thought 🕴

There is something wickedly decadent about digging your fork into an entire cake or your spoon into a whole tub of ice cream.

I know that's right 😊

He was a tall, muscular specimen of male perfection with fan-freaking-tastic hair who happened to have a degree from a little place called the Culinary Institute of America.

A specimen of male perfection? where can I find a guy like that lmao ,😂

“Come see me when you and I are the only survivors in a postapocalyptic, zombie-infested world. Maybe then … may-be. Who am I kidding? You can go straight to hell.”

Dang kind of harsh 🤐

He was still an asshole.

He is

“Gossip spreads like wildfire on social media and gossip sites.

He's right that's why you should be weary about posting certain thing on the internet.

Darth Dimple. Dimple of Doom. Count Dimpula. Oh, shit. He’s still talking. “—

Lol 😂

“Sweet heavens, ninja woman. You came out of nowhere.”

Lol 😂

“Quiet, child. Neither of you will be able to stay away from each other. The sexual tension is visible like a glowing crimson aura.” Tara circled her palms around Aubrey like a fortune teller. “So by this, I mean having a relationship with Landon Kim.”

Tara is absolutely right its pretty obvious 😂

“Fireworks and enough heat to generate electricity.”

😂😂

“You have to kill me. If you sense that I’m about to go to the Horny Side, you must kill me. If you love me, then you will do this for me.

Girl what?! 🙂😂

“Darth Sexy approaching.”

Love the Star War reference also Darth Sexy I'm dying lmao 😂😂😂