frustration. I got chiggers from orienteering in the woods in Tennessee and my Beverly Hills doctor, unfamiliar with orienteering, Tennessee, or woods, thought it was a rash and gave me a shot of steroids. The steroid shot did nothing other than melding the chigger DNA with my own DNA and turning me into Chiggerman, a superhero who doesn’t get to fight crime because he has to spend all his time calming

