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Did he just say my face is a boner-killer? I have so had it with assholes tonight.
Suddenly I’m not the most embarrassed person in the room anymore, and I think I’ve found my girl squad.
“A mistake becomes a choice when you make it more than once. Looks like maybe you should’ve thought about the consequences before you made yours.”
“You’re not a boner-killer. You got hit on by the damn Uber driver with me sitting right next to you. That has to tell you something about your appeal to the opposite sex.”
I’m not sure how late we’ll be, but you know how RJ is when he gets into the scotch with Alex. There’s a very good chance I’ll be home before him.”
“Like he wants to hold your hand.” She pauses, her smile widening at my eye roll. “And shove it down the front of his pants.”
“First you tell me you’re a swallower, and then you offer me up your pussy for dessert? When I’m ninety years old and senile, I’ll still remember this conversation.”
“Everyone has a demon or two, Stevie. You just gotta learn how to live with them and find other people who think all your good parts outweigh the bad.”
I’m way past wanting to claim the pussy. I want to claim the whole woman.
“Because if anyone should be your boyfriend, it’s me, not that shit-for-brains ass clown.”

