Suddenly, she’s looking at me, going, ‘Ross? Ross O’Carroll-Kelly?’ and it tells you everything you need to know about the kind of life I’ve led that I end up having to go, ‘No, sorry, it’s a case of mistaken identity.’ She laughs. She goes, ‘It is you! I’m Sasha Graham! Holy Child Killiney?’ I’m like, ‘Sasha Graham Holy Child Killiney? Oh my God!’ Yeah, no, I recognize her now. She took me to her debs back in the day. One of the many. I’m there, ‘So what’s the Jack?’ And she goes, ‘Married. Two kids. Successful business. Degree and a Master’s. House on Albert Road.’ Holy Child girls are like
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