‘She’s the President of the Students’ Youn Yodden, Rosser. She’s throying to make her meerk is all. Huguette was the wooden what got clapping baddened in UCD.’ ‘Clapping?’ ‘That’s reet.’ ‘You’re saying clapping is banned in UCD?’ ‘It’s joost in case it thriggers some wooden to hab an anxiety attack.’ ‘So what do people do instead of clapping?’ ‘Thee do jazz haddens.’
