He laughed. “Is that your Facebook relationship status?” “Nope. My status is that I’m married.” He swung another look at me. “Is it complicated because the marriage isn’t real?” I felt my expression harden. “My marriage is real.” I could tell he was working to keep his expression neutral. “I can see why it’s complicated.” “Shut up.” He laughed. “It’s okay, buddy. It happens to the best of us.”