Are you self-conscious because your dick is shorter than a ruler, so you got her drunk and gone enough to rule her? Because your fleshy dangler didn’t find your hand that handsome, your wang banger needed a real companion, so you got her alone, put the sword in the stone, you had her violated, she’s degraded while you’re the one shallower than a kiddie pool, I pity your lack of dignity, pity your—

