At this particular moment, I am on one of those detox diets because I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been and I kind of don’t feel good all the time, and it occurs to me that maybe they are related and if the world is going to end, do I really want to pass on without having tried one of those fad diets at least once? Anyway, just in case we don’t go to war, I want to look as good in my fifties as Angela Bassett does, so I’ve cut out sugar and dairy and pretty much everything great for a month. I have decided to live, everyone! I’m living! Put me on the cover of a magazine. Kristen is eating the
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