Listen. Here’s my living will, okay? I have no desire to survive the apocalypse. The minute the cable goes out, I’m gone. If I can’t watch rebooted versions of television shows I used to love, what even is the point? What even?! I do not understand the people in disaster movies who want to survive so that they can rebuild society. That sounds terrible. So boring, and yet so much work. Haven’t these people ever worked at a small nonprofit? It’s that. But with, like, zombies. No thanks. I don’t want to shoot a gun. I don’t want to figure out how to make fire. I don’t want to have to dig deep to
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