Here are the stages of winter. Please print this out and warn your loved ones. 1. Ooh! Scarves and cardigans! Cuddle weather! 2. Yes! Kids in Halloween costumes! Cuteness overload! 3. Aw, changing leaves! Smells of cider! Let’s go hiking like Caucasians! 4. Really, Christmas carols this early? Where do I store my gloves? Why don’t I have a better system of organization in my own damn house? Do I own gloves? What is my life even? 5. GIVE ME ALL THE TURKEY! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO MEEEEE! 6. Christmas carols! Yay! Am I enjoying this? I am! I am enjoying this. 7. Christmas carols? Still? Oh,
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