“If you’re in the business of hunting slashers, and we are very much in that business, then there are a few rules a young heroine needs to abide by.” McCormick held up a finger. “Firstly, never under any circumstances read aloud from a demonic book. In the history of reading aloud from a demonic book, no good has every come from it. Secondly, if you’re staring into a mirror, never say the name of a slasher five times. Thirdly, if anybody says they’ll be right back, chances are, they won’t. Which leads me to my next point. If someone suggests you split up, they’re probably going to die.” Her
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