“Keep spewing lies like that and I won’t buy your drink. We both know I’m an amazing kisser. You practically swooned in my arms after.” He runs a hand through his wavy chestnut locks. “Sidebar, I forgot to mention before I kissed you that I have this weird growth on my lip. I’m sure it’s nothing. Not the least bit contagious.” “You should stop eating sketchy pussy.” Drew bursts out laughing but tries to stifle it when the woman in front of us turns around with a disgusted expression. “Sorry,” I mumble sheepishly, making Drew choke. The woman twists back around, but I don’t think we made a
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