“Oh wait, Mummy—hang on a second. You said there were two things—what was the second thing you were thinking about?” “Oh yes,” she said, and I heard her dismissive sideways hiss of cigarette smoke. “It was just that I wanted to tell you that you’re a pointless waste of human tissue. That was all. Bye then, darling!” she said, bright as a knife. Silence.
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