Darwin, famous evolutionist and naturalist, also went around chain-eating exotic species like they were goddamn flumps. He ate owls like they were chicken wings, and armadillos like they were the chocolate bar also called Armadillos. Once, after loading his ship up with them in the Galapagos, he and his crew ate endangered tortoises all on the way home. He only realised how significant they were to his theory of evolution when he got back to England and had a closer look at the shells, which they had been using as some sort of makeshift soup bowls.
