At this stage I’d like to point out that the cows had not picked a side. None of these cows were even the remotest bit Hitlery. They went about their days eating grass in a politically neutral way, like a bovine version of Switzerland. If you had to ascertain what side they were on, in fact, they spent a lot of their time enthusiastically shitting on Nazi fields, so an argument could be made that we were about to declare biological warfare on the animal regiment of our own resistance.
