Tyler Corbin: Watch out Griffins. I’ve personally dealt with an Heir lusting after me for my sparkly tail. Here’s a few tips to you Griffins if Max Rigel peer pressures you into joining his turd herd with his Siren powers. 1. Don’t look him in the eye too long (Caleb Altair started touching himself when I did this) 2. When in your Order form, take dumps in private. If Max catches you, charge him down. (He’s not as fast as a horny Vampire) 3. If all else fails, shit on him and shit on him good. He might enjoy it but at least you’ll get even. (Caleb’s still washing the glitter out of his hair
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