The Reckoning (Zodiac Academy, #3)

by Caroline Peckham

I spotted Washer sitting on a deck chair, his hair damp and his clothes freshly changed.

omfg this dude

my heart trying to tear its way out of my chest in a bid to go to her.

omg you imprinted on her or whatever oh wait that’s werewolves in twilight

smart pants,

Can someone tell me what tf smart pants are

the two of them surrounded by an army of A.S.S.

I can't

“Four years out.”

So ur like seven or eight years older??

At Zodiac Academy, they called this Hell Week.

Great another 600 page book that covers just another couple weeks

Want to come over and see the rest?

Ew

The look he was giving me right now said he felt exactly the same.

Holy clueless

“Seth,” Caleb warned

WHAT the hell

In Solaria blue means royal. And to me, blue means you.

Aw lance you softie

Like this was where I was meant to be.

We're literally in the third book it's time we confront this pls

“Tell me about it,” he begged. “Don’t just leave.”

Yes king give in

Which was about the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard because I was sitting in a bed with someone a thousand times worse than him.

I hate when the mc are literally just so clueless and unaware

My fingers brushed against the stolen dagger, and I gasped as its presence washed over me,

Oh shit

I locked the door behind me

I wish he found the dagger

I snagged a pair of black stilettos from my wardrobe,

Girl no way those are your only two pairs of shoes

Still ninety five percent a dickwad who’d tried to murder me though, so I wasn’t going to be sending him a thank you card.

He's literally tried to tell you multiple times about his life

Probably just didn’t want me to puke on the carpet.

Omg wake up queen

“Pfft, this is nothing compared to what they did to us,”

I get the whole revenge thing but there's still so much they're refusing to understand and it's pmo

It hit the metal wall with a dull thunk then fell to the ground where it promptly started vibrating and bouncing all over the place.

I can't lie tho it's so funny

“Anyone who makes a joke in this class will get wet.

yus

So is anyone else getting wet?”

Yus!

“Pervertido,” Diego breathed.

this one makes me laugh

fake Werewolf tail, a bunch of feathers, a scaly clawed glove, and a set of fake Vampire fangs.

literally WHAT the hell

pressing a button which made it start twirling vigorously so it rolled across the desk.

literally WHAT the fuck

we were eye level with his bulging crotch.

This is literally assualt ngl

“And what's your naughtiest memory, eh?”

This is fucking nast why does this character exist

then he was painfully absent all at once.

Okay this was the worst chapter

but Diego caught hold of my hand, pulling me back protectively.

Aw Diego he’s just a little guy

“No one can hold back the power of a Grus! We are the guardians of the royal bloodline!”

Yus girl

“Holy blue tits,” Geraldine breathed. “I don't know my own strength sometimes. Onward friends!”

I used to hate her but I think she’s my favorite now

I'm not going to think tonight, I'm just going to do. Regrets belong to tomorrow.

boom death by nymph

“We can't fail any of these trials and risk not making the cut,” she said, and I nodded seriously. “We won’t, Tor. Zodiac is where we belong.”

Yes THIS is what you should be concerned about like pls get ur priorities straight

“I was just making sure you were alright,” Darius said softly, his eyes on me but the tension in his posture was all for Caleb’s benefit.

Im sick of caleb like i would actually feel rlly scared and objectified yk

sweetheart?” Caleb asked me,

Im sorry but the whole sweetheart thing works only if you're Haymitch

“Focus!” Darius shouted at me, and I looked up to find sheer panic in his eyes, his mind clearly not on anything but the girl in his arms.

Aw

Darius hugged Tory to his chest, his eyes shut as he concentrated on pulling her consciousness back to her body, clearly unaware of what we were saying.

Real one i love this

would fucking break me. So don’t you dare give in to them. I’ll follow you into the shadows if I have to and drag you away from them kicking and screaming. Because they can’t have you.

Yes king cook

And I fucking laughed while I did it. It was the least you deserved. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat.”

THIS is what i have been waiting for omg finally

“For a moment there I felt like I was looking at Lionel instead of a man who swore never to be like him.”

Yeah df two seconds before you thought she was dying then you tried to kill her

pulled on my ripped skinny jeans, a fitted black sweater

They're so painfully millennial

I felt cold. All the way down to my bones. And even the fire magic in me couldn’t do much to fix it.

She's poisoned

had a trial to get to and the fewer assholes I had around me during it the better.

Girl just leave

“Can I go now? My sex addiction needs an outlet.”

Worst excuse ever

And most of all I was sick of wanting her and hating her all at once.

Figure it out ho

Not since he’d made me his Omega.

this will never not be funny I can’t take it seriously at all

she stepped onto the bridge. It was barely wider than her shoe.

It's giving parapet but make it even more unfair

Maybe I really am a Dragon.

Well can we fucking figure it out im annoyed that nothing is happening

“Let the Vegas burn! Let the Vegas burn! Let the Vegas burn!”

Like literally they did nothing can we have something with some substance

Tory joined me as she flipped them the finger.

Was that necessary