“So, what are we going to do while we wait for Darius to go braid his hair?” I asked. “Err, I dunno, do you wanna come play Xbox in my room?” Xavier took a step back towards the door he’d emerged through, and I glanced over his shoulder at the dark space beyond. “No offence dude but that looks like a total boy pit in there. I can smell the unwashed gym socks from here and I wouldn’t really know where to begin playing Xbox anyway.”