“You know, I can tell based purely off text messages if a girl is into someone,” Michael says. “Yeah, like if the message says ‘I’m into you,’ that’s a pretty sure sign,” I say dryly. “No, get your phone out and text her. I’ll show you what I’m talking about. I can tell within three lines,” he insists. “Plus, don’t you want to know how she’s doing? You guys were originally going to meet up tonight.” Grumbling, I take my phone out of my pocket and text her, How you doing?