Get a Life, Chloe Brown (The Brown Sisters, #1)

by Talia Hibbert

Red’s incredulity was quickly cut off by a growl. “I’m not doing this with you.” She blinked down at him. “Doing what?” “Arguing. I don’t argue with people.” “That sounds dull,” she murmured.

“Just to, ah, just to be clear, you’re not … horrifying.” “Of course I’m not,” she said. “I’m extremely attractive. Now, shall we go and sit down?”

“Such strange granddaughters I have. I’m so proud. Your father is depressingly ordinary.” Chloe’s dad was a financial analyst with zero inclination toward the outrageous, which disappointed Gigi no end. He never took off his herringbone coat, and speed-walked everywhere, and said things like “Bear with me a moment, please.” He’d spent Chloe’s entire school career slipping encouraging notes into her book bag because he knew how much she hated English class. If Martin Brown was ordinary, she wished everyone else would be.

“I get to live in my mother’s house while she sails the world on a piddling little boat with her third husband, Lee. Now, I know what you’re thinking—only three husbands? But my mother was quite young when she had me, so she’s not as mature as you’d assume. Hopefully, by the time she hits her sixties she’ll have found a rhythm and will be on her fifth husband at least.”

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