Get a Life, Chloe Brown (The Brown Sisters, #1)

by Talia Hibbert

Chloe enjoyed being irritated—grumpiness was high on her list of hobbies

willy-nilly on a murder machine.

Still, she couldn’t worry about feline insubordination right now.

Vik would slaughter him. And then Alisha would beat his corpse with a hairbrush.

“Did you, now?”

Her nipples tightened, as if they were trying to catch his attention like a pair of shameless hussies.

He was some kind of vaginal magician.

ignoring Smudge’s questioning miaows. She knew exactly what he was asking, of course: Why on earth have you put me in a box, you baffling woman?

It took a second or two, but she stumbled after him, her blanket wrapped around her like a cape. Cutest, prissiest Batman he’d ever seen.