“I can’t keep letting this world push me around. Otherwise, I’m going to go insane. I just wanted to make shampoo and fall in love. I’ve been mated and flamed very recently, even though I still have no idea what exactly that means. I’m also running a sanctuary I have no idea how to run, and ghosts are trying to possess my body to fuck the vampire of their choice. Nope! Not today, satan. Not today.”
