Gypsy Truths (All The Pretty Monsters #6)

by Kristy Cunning

“I’m going to kill Damien for this outfit. Clearly, it’s not the one that would grab your attention, but it is hella embarrassing. Mostly because I’m not the kind of a girl who can rock a camel-toe.” Why in the heavens would she be speaking of a camel’s toe? I blink a few times, the only action I can seem to make. As she twists to check out her backside in a mirror, she speaks again. “And it’s tighter than that Catwoman suit I tried out my senior year, when I thought I wanted to be sexy at a Halloween party. I don’t get to be sexy, apparently, because the ass of it split. It wasn’t a sexy sort of split, either. Nooo. Part of my ass cheek poked out like a can of freshly popped biscuits, because the suit was that tight. I had to walk out, while everyone threw things at the lump of skin poking through the split, that gradually split more and more, carrying more biscuit-ass with it. Pretty soon, my whole ass was going to be squeezed out like a flowering blossom or something. Talk about the queen of all nightmares.” This woman is possibly unstable.