But none of these was the most disconcerting thing John observed. The most disconcerting thing he observed was that the librarian’s backside was every bit as appealing-looking as her front side.
Oh my gosh... this guy. 🙄 And also, who talks like that? “Gosh... what an appealing backside.. oh wait, do you think that could be considered offensive?? If only they would have covered this in that sexual harassment training I made everyone take..”

