I'll Be the One

by Lyla Lee

“Did you really just call me fat?” Bobby crosses his arms against his chest. I sigh and try my best to keep my voice level as I say, “Fat isn’t a bad word, Bobby. It’s just an adjective to describe our bodies, which, by the way, are beautiful just the way they are.” “Now you’re calling me beautiful?” Bobby’s face is all scrunched up in confusion, like I’m blowing this guy’s mind.

This whole scene is stupid (no one behaves this way!!!!!) but these two lines made me lmaoooo omg

Everyone—well, everyone besides the girls who’re glaring at me like I ran over their dogs—bursts into cheers. I lose count of the number of people who tell me congratulations. Their level of enthusiasm is actually kind of hilarious.

This is stupid, r/thathappened material