The Hilarious World of Depression

by John Moe

Stevie Nicks ignited certain tinglings.

The depression engine was roaring. “But how can I be having constant bleak despair when I have the dream job of a lifetime?” Which is a dumb question. Depression doesn’t evaluate your career. Depression wants to kill you. “Oh, you got a raise? Oh, you got passed over for promotion? Oh, nothing happened at work? Cool, cool. Whatever. Don’t care. Listen, I want to kill you,” says depression.

“Trauma that is not transformed is transmitted,”