Smell, by the way, is an underrated sense. If television was brought to you with smell, things would change a lot. It would probably put an end to war. Smell-o-Vision would put pornos out of business as well, although the industry would probably dub in some horrible sexy smell like vanilla to replace the odor of dry rot and excrement—similar to dubbing in the sexy, out of sync moans and “Oooooh, baby’s.”
