Clown in a Cornfield
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He had the appearance of a clean-cut pro athlete, the kind you’d see clips of on the local news, apologizing about his behavior off the field, sorry to disappoint his fans.
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Quinn broke away from his stare as the DJ transitioned from one of those eighties synth hits with the melt-in-your-heart chorus to something catchy-but-still-ratchet by Cardi B.
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Without standing, Quinn raised the rifle, getting the man—or curveless woman—in her sights.