The Fucking Zombie Apocalypse
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Right now, I’m just cranky because I’d rather get some more shuteye than
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interact with some idiotic representative of the outside world, even if it’s only by phone.
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Halfway down the hallway, I feel a wetness in my underwear and veer off toward the bathroom where I drop a splattery brown toilet-bomb my twat-gobbling mother can clean up later.