Apparently, it’s bad form to wake your boyfriend in the middle of the night by yelling in your sleep. Fighting said boyfriend when he’s trying to wake you up from that bad dream is also a no-no. Asking if you could fuck him until you can’t think straight is also frowned upon, as is taking him on the floor with no rug to cushion his self-proclaimed creaky knees. Jesus, what a big baby. I did offer to get him a pillow.
