Last Tang Standing

by Lauren Ho

I couldn’t believe no one else was using their LinkedIn profile on dating sites, especially here in Asia. What an oversight. I couldn’t wait to be overwhelmed with requests to be Sponked.

Which means he must bill like crazy the next two quarters if he wants to beat me for this financial year. Ha! Serves him right for getting married and having someone who loves him!

I have learned my lesson, dear Diary. I must never take foolish chances and go off-piste dating again, lest I end up with another Orson.

We both like oysters, for example, and democracy (Eric’s family fled China in the ’60s). Surely that is a good enough basis on which to start a relationship.