“Are we going to the SPCA to pet cute puppies that need a home?” “No, but I could arrange that if it’s something you’d want to do. I actually had an endorsement for the SPCA last year, and I try to go once a month to their adoption days: sign autographs and that kind of thing.” “Why are you so perfect?” It makes it hard to stick to the whole “we can just be friends” rule when he tells me things like this.
