And in September, a new school – Coningsby Junior School – where you’re seven till eleven. Bigger boys. And some of the teachers are men. WH Smith’s have already put their ‘Back to Skool’ signs up. Why do they spell it the easy way that’s wrong, instead of the hard way that’s right? Maybe they’re just trying to be nice. Nobody really likes this time of year, do they? Just one long Sunday teatime.
