It doesn’t occur to me that the reason why Jenna wants to talk about our relationship is that it really is looking quite peaky. Neither do I consider that, as a girl and then a woman, she has been told about five times an hour that care of personal relationships (wrapping presents, among other things) is her job. I, on the other hand, am quite certain that care of personal relationships is basically none of my business. I wouldn’t know where to start. I mean, I’ll read the stupid book and everything, but the stupid book just gave me a massive pass. So, if you don’t mind, I’ll just do my
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