The Lost Apothecary
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Started reading April 18, 2025
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I hardly knew Gaynor, and sharing this information would reveal that I not only broke the law, but that I infringed upon what might be a valuable historical site. As an employee at the British Library, it was possible she’d be bound by a professional commitment to report me.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRAINLESS TWAT. HOLY SHIT.
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I’d never before made such a mess of things, never in my life.
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You literally think your vagina is bleeding because you're being haunted by a ghost. Even at 12, you're a fucking idiot.
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And to think I was once merely useless to Nella.
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... you still are you insufferable brat.
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with my mistake, I might have doomed her and all of us within the pages of her book.
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You did... this is why children should be seen and not heard.
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I aimed to be as quiet as possible so as not to further agitate her,
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Should have done that from day one.
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I would find a way to try my hand at this thing they called magick.
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You're such a fucking idiot.
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“I tried dialing 911, but it’s not going through.”
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Because you're in England you stupid fuck.
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“I took it like I would take DayQuil.”
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AHHHH HAHAHAHAH HE DRANK ESSENTIAL OIL. I'M FUCKING DEAD. Or..well... he's about to be.
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“Yes, to the hospital,”
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I've never heard a Brit put "the" when saying hospital....
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“I’ll be bringing this along,” he said, lifting my notebook from the floor. “We have two officers waiting at the hospital. They’d like to discuss a few things with you.”
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AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Despite this goodbye with my newfound friend,
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She was never your friend and you just ruined her life because you are an idiot child who doesn't even know what a period is...
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Perhaps we could open the book and try another spell or two together.
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Shut up, Jon Snow.
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I would approach the house, pretend interest in Lady Clarence’s vacancy, and perhaps learn the reason for so many visitors, so many constables.
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YOU FUCKING IDIOT. JUST GO THE FUCK HOME!
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“What time is it?” I asked. The Tincture to Reverse Bad Fortune was, now more than ever, of utmost importance. Nothing else could save Nella, and me, from this predicament.
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GO FIND NELLA YOU FUCKING TWAT. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC. YOU'RE LITERALLY A FUCKING IDIOT YOU STUPID, STUPID SHIT.