the justification given for the oppression of gay people is that homosexuality is unnatural, although the person saying that is always dressed from head to toe in polyester, anyway. Frankly, I don’t care whether a thing’s unnatural anyway, I mean babies’ incubators aren’t natural, dialysis machines aren’t natural. I’ll tell you what natural is, natural is earthquakes, wasps, stinging nettles, shit, pain and death.

