Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)

by Alexis Hall

“You really do own your illiteracy, don’t you?” “Yeah, I’m thinking about moving to America and running for public office.”

“I should have mentioned,” I said gallantly, “Oliver’s a vegetarian.” “I’m so sorry.” Miffy gazed at him with genuine concern. “What happened? Is there anything anyone can do?”

“At the beginning, we thought it was like Project Runway and the man at the beginning is like Tim Gunn and the woman at the end is like Heidi Klum. But then Judy realised that they seem to have the same name, and that because it is a show all about men putting on dresses, she probably is actually the same man only in a dress.”

And if we let happy things make us unhappy when they stopped, there would be no point having happy things.”