“There comes a point when enough people have said, It’s not you, it’s me that you begin to suspect it may, in fact, be you.” “Why? What’s wrong with you? Do you hog the duvet? Are you secretly racist? Do you think Roger Moore was a better Bond than Connery?” “No. Good God no. Although I do think Moore is somewhat underrated.” Handling the serving spoon with irritating deftness, Oliver poured a perfect spiral of cream onto his poppy-seed waffle. “I honestly believed it was working. But then I always do.” I snapped my fingers. “Ah. You must be terrible in bed.” “Clearly.” He gave me a wry look.
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