“That reminds me. How did your date go?” “It was awful. We have nothing in common. I think I might have sexually assaulted him. But we’re going to pretend to give it a go anyway because we’re both desperate.” “I knew you’d work it out.” I rolled my eyes, but only because she couldn’t see me. “That’s not working something out. That’s making something up.” “Yes, but you’ll slowly discover that you’re not as different as you initially assumed, and then he’ll surprise you with how thoughtful he is, and then you’ll come to his rescue in an unexpected moment of need, and you’ll fall madly in love
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