“Rory is a fucking scumbag. I’m not one of these brainwashed bimbos who thinks it’s funny when other girls are treated like shit by guys. I think he’s a dick, and I think you deserve to know where he’s sticking his dick. Plus, I didn’t see a condom in use so, you know. He’s probably caught something truly heinous from that bitch, and you should get tested to make sure he hasn’t passed it on to you.”