“Do not,” Tyler interrupted, “say ice-cold lava! How many times do I have to have this conversation? I’ve told Gary. I’ve told Martin. I told Gary again. Twice. Now I’m telling you, cold lava is rock! Just rock! That’s all! Hot lava is melted rock. Cold lava is solid rock. The entire crust of the world is cold lava! It doesn’t freeze anything it touches, and it certainly doesn’t flow like that!”
