*** Private: Six minutes. Me: What? Private: The eggs. Me: That was days ago. Private: Damn it! It took extensive research and a whole lot of eggs for me to work out the exact timing. Me: How many eggs? Private: You do not want to know. *** Private: So it’s Friday. What’s on the agenda? Me: Um... Why? Private: Just making conversation. It’s been a few days. Me: In that case, my bestie and I are doing our regular girls night in. Private: Sounds like fun. Me: You? Private: I’ll be at work all weekend. Is it cool if I keep texting you? I don’t want you to think I’m harassing you. It’s just...
