“You know, I had this girlfriend back in college who used pungent flavors and foods almost like a signal. If we were eating dinner out, she’d order everything without garlic and onions. I knew right then I had to do the same or I wouldn’t be getting any.” He laughed at the memory. “I remember eating a lot of bland food for a while.” I scowled and dumped extra garlic powder in the sauce. Clearly when it came to us, it could be garlic and onion city. Maybe I should just wear a rope of garlic around my neck. The added benefit would be no vampires, and I could use it to hang myself when the
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