The Lightning-Struck Heart (Tales From Verania, #1)

by T.J. Klune

“They just tried to pimp me out,” I said, sounding completely awed. “Why does that always happen in this room?” “Remember,” Randall murmured from behind me, “I get ninety percent of all your take. Don’t make me slap you. You Randall’s girl, now.” “Oh my gods,” I moaned. “Please let this be a nightmare.”