“That’s a thing,” I insisted. “Everyone knows that’s a thing.” “I don’t think that’s a thing,” the King said. “You don’t get to have an opinion,” I told him. “You’re just a king of an entire country who has an infinite amount of responsibility and a wealth of knowledge far beyond my own and are pretty awesome. You wouldn’t know anything about it.” “How I treasure you,” the King said, smiling quietly at me.
