Fleabag and BUS RODENT are getting off at the same stop. They do a little awkward laugh at each other. They stand next to each other. BUS RODENT (giggly) Wow … Um. This doesn’t happen very often, does it? FLEABAG (really giggly) Nooo no … I er – I suppose it’s … I suppose it’s quite rare, yeah. (to camera) I hate myself.